Sup Boo
As you can probably tell, i spend a lot of my time working out. When i am not gettin' my swell on, I am a champion world of warcraft player.
I hope you like my cape, most women get wet over. It is either that or the spell that i cast on them.
I would love to take you to Sizzler for some fine cuisine or maybe Outback Steakhouse for a bloomin Onion.
I like making out as well but i really like some vaginal penetration. Hopefully you can handle me. My mom says i am huge.
Well time put on my invisibility cloak on.
Can't wait to hear back from you..
Jim Durden
And my response:
You had me at Sizzler. I'm pretty sure I just fell in love with you. Either that or it's heartburn from the pork rinds I've been eating all day. Being a stoner is tough business I tell ya.
That's a pretty sick 'do you have in that picture. What I wouldn't give to run my fingers through it. I like to pet people, being a cat lady and all. Maybe you'll start purring like the hot little kitten you are. You'll love my cats. They're pretty amazing. They sleep with me. I hope you don't mind. The 6 of us have a routine so you'll have to be pretty special to get in on all the action.
Bloomin onions are my favorite. As are the all you can eat buffets at Sizzler. Being a former fatty, I sure can put it away. I hope you're up for the challenge. I learned a few tricks in college (no, not just how to give killer blow jobs) to help me stay nice and slender, so you don't have to worry about me ballooning up again. Plus, the amount of Adderall I eat and Jameson I drink keeps me movin and pukin. When can we make this magic happen, Kid Wonder?
2 comments:
From Kid Wonder:
slim jim,
Love is overrated, i prefer lust..
I am glad you noticed my hair, it is definietly one of my many good qualities. I just hot oil
conditioned it so it is ready to be petted. I hope you don't mind if i spray you, sometimes that
happens when i get petted heavy.
As long as you share your adderall and killer bj's, i think this a match made in hell
Me: "Love, lust, same thing when you have a restraining order filed against you because some people won't answer their phone or like it when you wait for them after work. Or watch them sleep at night from their bedroom window. At their parents house. 200 miles away. People are so inconsiderate. I drove so far to see him, too. Rude.
I had a cat who sprayed and we cut his balls off and he stopped. Do you have health insurance?
I could be talked into sharing my Adderall and blow jobs as long as my rent is paid and the cats are fed.
How do you feel about mustaches?"
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